Saturday Night...

I’m sitting here cruising the net, drinking coffee out of my super cool Jim Morrison mug, and thinking, Hey, it’s freakin’ Saturday night. What am I doing just sitting around? I should be out there playing the Lotto.

So in a few minutes I’m gonna put on my walking shoes and head on over to Johnny Quik. I think I’ll buy five—I’ll choose my own numbers on two and then quick pick the other three.

Yeah, that’s what I’ll do. So over the next three hours, until the numbers come up, I’ll just sit around and imagine what my life will be like once I’m a millionaire....