YES, it's here!!! Friday Flicks with Grant!!!

Thanks to all you middle states people and east coasters for your patience! Good luck!!

1) "They call it a Royal with Cheese."

2) "What did she give him?"
"A lock of hair. From her chest."

3) "Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows."
"They're called breasts, mama, and every woman has them."

4) "If I were to send you flowers where would I address.... no wait. Let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

5) "Now if we set this apple down it would become spoiled within a few days. But if we take a bite of it like this...it becomes part of us forever, and we can take it with us."

6) "That's it! You have some exotic baby disease, and I look like I could play the lead in night of the living dead. And your father deserted us so he could pork his interior decorator! I guess it's safe to say that it can't get any worse! >HEL-LO-OOO!!! >I was wrong."

7) "You always pickup women in the supermarket? No, i usually throw them over my shoulder and carry them down a ladder"

8) "You tried to kill me. Our friendship is over."
"That doesn't mean I don't like you."

9) "I don't care what you and your Daddy think. Not all cowboys are dumb; some of us got smarts real good."

10) "Take your bloody hands off me! Don't you ever touch me again! Who do you think you're dealing with--some little groupie who jumps when you call? Is that what you think I am? We met, I liked you, we made it, what do you think it was true love? And you say I used you, what about you using me? Everybody uses everybody, don't they?"