Super Obama World

It's a strange world. I was cruising the net and came across this hilarious game. It's called Super Obama World and it's fashioned after Nintendo's Super Mario World. Only instead of being chased by ravenous Goombas Obama must dodge lipstick wearing pitbulls. The goal of the game is to collect as many American flags as possible before the time runs out. And you can play this game online. Just click below. Have fun!

Super Obama World

Decades of me!

Ever wondered what you would look like in the 60's, 70's and 80's? Well, there's this really cool site that gives you the chance to check out how hot you would've been. And oh man I am a hottie tottie!

Well, I'll let you judge for yourself!

Thanks to Katie-Kat who posted similar HOT pictures on her site.

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Grams and Her Wicked Grandson

Okay. Are you ready for this? This little skit is beyond retarded (sorry not PC...how about developmentally challenged?). But there's something about it that keeps you watching until the very end.

Be sure to turn up the volume so you don't miss the excellent accompaniment.

My Directorial Debut

Recently I took a trip to California to visit the family and ride roller coasters. While there I uncovered an old video of me and my family on a coastal trip during the Thanksgiving holiday. 18 years ago!

We had just bought a new camcorder--one of those monstrous video cameras--the kind you have to hold on your shoulder and require a full-sized VHS tape. Suddenly I was a director/actor/writer and all my little cousins were my cast and crew. We made several skits that to this day still tickle my funny bone.

Here is my favorite: Super Fish

Enjoy!

This is cooooool.....

Subject: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!

Hi, There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! I felt it was time to inject some new blood into Washington. What's wrong with nominating a crazy Russian for office? Besides, if Vladimir wins I'll be the First Man. And I think the White House could use a new makeover.

See this news website about the surprising new nominee:

Elect my boyfriend for President of the United States!

Jot back a note to let me know what you think!

Grant

Has it really been a year since my last post?

It sure has! Wow! And so much can happen in a year...but I'll save those goodies for another time.

But now I'd like to talk about Skype. It's sooooooo coooool! Skype offers a free download and those who have it can call each other through their computers for FREE! And if you have a (Skype approved) camera you can see each other! Video calling! It's like Star Trek in your living room.

I tested it out and the quality is superb, sound and sight. My friends, Makoto and Sydney, recently moved to Tuscon, Arizona. Sad, yes, but with Skype I can invite them into my home anytime. And I did.

They've physically never been to Portland but I was able to give them a tour of my apartment and a brief flash of my neighborhood. Also, from my end, I got to see their new home and watch their two children play in the living room. Too Cool! And it's freeeeeeeeee!

So I'm sure I'm way behind on this. And all you tech savvy peeps out there are yawning with the words: Old News flashing in your brain, but for me it's DISNEYLAND.

My Skype address is Grant.Morris. Look me up. Call me! I'll give you a tour of my refrigerator!

Miss u guys,

Grant

Life Is Good...

Ahh, today Vlad and I ate at our favorite little dive restaurant: Joe's Cellar. They serve breakfast all day and there's a bar attached with those devilish slot machines in the back. We often spend 15 dollars on the meal and 20 on the slots. Today we came home with 80 dollars more than we took.

But that's not even the best news. The best news was when the waitress asked our ages and I told her to guess. She guessed Vlad was 27 and for me she said 24 or 25! HAH! Can you believe that?

So when it came time for me to guess her age I said without hesitation: 24. And she blushed and then admitted she was 33. Yes, life is good. And just wait until I buy some more hair. Damn I miss having bangs. But they will return.

Mark my words: I WILL HAVE BANGS AGAIN!


In this photo I look like an old fart and Vlad looks like a hottie. He likes this picture, naturally.